Esther is a confused human being

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When your friend makes you a dating profile
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When your friend makes you a dating profile

Funny as hell

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Esther
Nov 02, 2023
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After getting to London, we decided Esther would go on a date just for a fun experience for us, so I started my profile. Initially, I only put all my wholesome photos with dogs.

My original pick

But my friend robbed my phone, saying “NO. NO ONE WILL LOOK AT YOU. You need to be suggestive, wholesome, fun, cute, intelligent at the same time!” Well, my friend has a super famous personal online brand. I need to follow her. So I let her change my cute dog photo to a clubbing photo that I felt so shy about. She wrote me some wholesome while suggestive profile. I was FASINATED. Let me show you her creation (I didn’t touch it at all).

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